Another tired Monday. It's not fair, I tells you. Instead of sweet vacation I got up early and worked hard in the heat. That is no life for me.

Moving tables and chairs. Washing the hall twice. First with extra strong soap and then with some vinegar thing to neutralize the soap. Sweating and working. And we didn't even get started on the lacquering itself. I have no idea how to use the word lacquer properly. At first I wanted it to be Lacquate witch is suspiciously close to lactate. But that's not important right now.

Oh hurley burly. Tomorrow we'll start lacquerizing the floor. And I bet we won't be able to get it all done. They'll make us work on Wednesday too. Booh.

Main Entry: 2lacquer
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): lac·quered; lac·quer·ing /-k(&-)ri[ng]/
Date: 1688
1 : to coat with or as if with lacquer
2 : to give a smooth finish or appearance to : make glossy

Apart from that my mind is filled, obviously, with the trip. I'm worrying too much about the bus. What if I can't sleep when there are people around me? What if I don't get on the right bus when we have to change? What if there are huge queues and our bus is late and we miss the next one? What if aliens decide to kidnap us all? We really need to invent that teleportation system they're always talking about. Then I wouldn't have to worry about transportation anymore.

Because nothing could obviously go wrong with teleportation.

Oh well. Come Saturday I'll be kissing Skye. I think that's worth a little trouble.

I still want a teleportation device though.

Holy Ragga Muffin of sweet luffin'! I'm getting double speed on my intarweb. My ISP is changing my 1024/256 to 2048/512. FOR NO EXTRA CHARGE! Not only is that great it's also bloody marvellious. Haha. I love it. I know there probably aren't too many Danish people reading this, but if there are anyone out there who uses CyberCity you really should try calling them and asking if they can give a similar offer. There's another ISP (Tele2) who is running a really great dsl campaign and Cybercity is matching their prices if you're already a subscriber. It's not a public offer though, you have to call or email their support and ask for it.

Kaching! 2mbit. That's faaast internet that is. Haha. Can you believe it? Double dsl for the same price. It's almost too good to be true.

Don't jinx it!

Guess what song I was listening to when I got their e-mail? Mr E's Beautiful Blues. How poetic. Screaming along to "GODAMN RIGHT IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY!" in my head. Perfect.

Have you seen this? Isn't that fascinating? I saw it on the telly too. They have discovered a bountiful of new species in the ocean. We think we know so much and then "BAM! Here's a hundred new species you didn't know existed". How about that fangtooth eh? "One newly discovered creature, called the fangtooth, has teeth longer than its head. To avoid piercing its own brain when it shuts its mouth, its teeth fit into opposing sockets". Wicked. That reminds me of the Simpsons episode with the dental plan lisa needs new braces dental plan lisa needs new braces dental plan lisa needs new braces.

www.ebau.com. Sometimes mistyping intarweb addresses makes for funny results. "Satan looks at your life". Holy cow. And I mean that literally.

IT'S JUST THAT YOU WOULD MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST

Alrite, bed time for Plume. Don't forget to say your prayers. Satan is watching and he knows if you've been naughty or nice.

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