Well, well, well.

Well, well.

My internet is dead. Completely out. Dead like a ferret in a hen house. One of those space hen houses without oxygen.

Argh. I feel crippled. I feel like someone cut off my legs and said "Haha, we're off to run the marathon. See ya later, alligator".

Oh well. I'm sure it will work soon. I hope so. A lot.

When I started my computer all the icons on the desktop were sorted instead of lying around in a mess where I put them. And the resolution had been changed. How can that happen? I hope nothing has messed with my computer. But the intarweb was working. For a good 15 to 20 minutes. And then wham. Nothing.

I'm going to start panicking soon. It feels like spiders are crawling all over my body and someone is pulling out my nails one by one.

Of course that could be the cocaine addiction too.

You never know.

We'll see if I can even post this later. I think I'm going to go drink a couple of pots of coffee thankyouberrymuch.

...

Well I didn't get any coffee. But I did fix it. More or less. I'm not sure what the problem was exactly. I fiddled around with lots of things and then eventually I rebooted the router and voila, it worked. And that's all that matters. The spiders are all gone and my nails are intact.

But now it's late and I don't feel like rewriting an entry just to please the muses in my head. This will do. It's a tired Monday, don't demand too much of me.

Let's just close the Sunday poll though.

What did y'all think of Woody Allen:

He is funny (3) 23%
He is boring (4) 31%
He is old (6) 46%
Who is Allen and why is he woody? (0) 0%

So Woody Allen is old. Not surprising I guess. And more of you think he is boring than funny. And none of you picked the joke throwaway answer. Fascinating.

I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions about that.

np: nothing