Another exciting Monday. Tiredness, headache, sore. I called in sick. I could barely get out of bed. In fact right now the only thing I'm thinking of is getting back into bed.

But before I do that let's have the results of yesterday's tribal council. The only one who didn't get voted off was the guy with the sixpack.

I mean, the result of the poll. Why have I been so tired? Here we go:

Sugar withdrawl (sic) symptoms (3) 23%
Staying up late partying with supermodels (5) 38%
He's a lazy bum (0) 0%
A vampire bit him and now he stays up all night hunting for blood (0) 0%
He hasn't been tired at all, he's just making it up as an excuse for posting poor diary entries (1) 8%
I don't care (aka the cold and heartless choice) (0) 0%
The jedi kitties have put a mindspell on him (3) 23%
David Bowie's eyes (0) 0%
Plume isn't real, he's just an illusion created by the machines to placate the human resistance (1) 8%
this is the worst traditional sunday poll ever! (0) 0%

Aha. 38% of you think I'm tired because I'm partying with supermodels. Could you let the supermodels know? Because I think someone forgot to tell them.

But that was the most popular choice, god bless you all. Sugar withdrawll coming in second. That would be my guess, perhaps combined with some sickness. Flu or malaria or something.

Tied with sugar on second place are the jedi kitties. The jedis work in mysterious ways. And so do the machines. I was trying to make it sound Matrixy but since I have only seen Matrix number 1 (a year ago or something) I might have failed. And one of you think that the whole tired thing is just an excuse for posting poor entries. Damn you! I don't need any excuses.

But apart from that I am now tired and I will appease my brain and go to bed. I have slept lots today and I plan on continuing the trend. And if it doesn't get better soon I'll probably have to go to the doctor. And I'll get a doctor's note to prove that I'm not making it up as an excuse for bad updates. Maybe that'll make you happy. Hmmm?

np: nothing