I'm having a really good hair-day today. What do I mean? Well, I mean that it hasn't attacked and viciously killed me yet. That's gotta be good.

So. First of all. It's almost christmas isn't it? Wow. Uhm. Yeah, I got a christmas card from someone I know online yesterday. A nice surprise. I'm pretty sure that'll be the only card I get. Forever. But I was thinking of sending out some nice e-cards to all my friends and lovers, yes that means you Pamela...

you know, just cause I hate christmas and my family is fucked up...that doesn't mean I don't hope you people all have a nice christmas. So I made a beautiful card for all my diaryland homies. It's here. And it opens in a new window just to piss you off. I am related to the Grinch after all... It's a beautiful design, don't you think? Handdrawn and all. I think it captures the spirit of christmas. Like a kidnapping sort of thing. Well, it's better than a generic Yahoo greetings card, no? Feel free to print it out and put it next to your computer so every so often you can look at it and say "ah, that Lasse. He's such a... person"... or something.

So yeah... I hope you'll all have a better christmas than me. Cheers.

Now...

Some people think Katie Holmes is ..."ew".... Some people (and by that I mean doll-hair) think that it's wrong to like her. Whaddaya mean? She's great. Did you see her in that movie she did. That great one? It's oscar material, man. And Dawson's Creek? Dawson's Creek is just so realistic. It's like it could happen to me, the storyline speaks to the youth because it tells it like it is. And Katie is just real and so... and I mean.... Oooooh. Ok. I admit it, I see your point. I'm sure 99,9% of you out there would agree with the "ew". But what can I do? Sometimes I forget that I'm over the whole obsessed stalker thing. But I won't forget her. I'm sorry. Would you prefer it if I liked Melissa Joan Hart, Sarah Michelle Gellar or Jennifer Love Hewitt? Would that be better? I wanna fight, for my right, to Kaaatie.

Nevermind. I forgive you. Since you also said good things about my hero Bolly Corrigan.

And because you wanted to read the whole diary. That's... nice. I guess. The funny thing is that yesterday I started reading it myself (horrible, just horrible)... with the purpose of deleting some of it. Not that I'm embarrassed about what I wrote. Well, I am. But that was what I needed to write at the time, and I'm not deleting all that corrie stuff. Or the general misery and self loathing. But obviously 10 entries some days.. that's too much. Some of them are just one line. Or a pumpkins quote. And I'm weeding those out. So if I'd done that a week ago I'd saved you some trouble eh? hehe. But seriously, that's nice. I didn't expect anyone to go back and read all that. You're a star.

And also I love anyone who supports my life long dream to be a famous porn writer. Most people tell me to aim lower. Like a famous erotica writer. Or maybe even growing up and being a responsible adult. But I'm going all the way. It's porn for me! And I'll make it. I've done my share of research, I will write porn. Great porn. Porn porn porn porn porn (think spam) porn porn porn porn.

By the way... the very secret and well-disguised link to the left goes to happycouple. That's a diary I shared with the now famous Corrie. I abandoned that and came here to write all the things I didn't want her to see. So that's what happycouple is. Plume is the secret sequel. It's all so complicated. The webs we weave...

"All those references to Jesus are actually about this guy I know called (J)H-esus"

Billy Corgan, the peanut. 1 2 (copy/paste links to your browser if they're don't seem to work)
hehe. (Pics gone, sowwie)

I saw an old classmate in the paper today. Just a small thing. A poll or whatever. Opinions about the anti-pregnancy pill or something. I'm so well informed, don't you agree? Anyways, there she was. Birgitte. A nice girl. We lived really close to each other. I suppose if I'd been a normal socially functioning boy we could've been close friends. Like Joey and Dawson and she'd climb in my window and... oh nevermind. We don't even have a creek here...

hahaha. sigh.

My yahoo messenger is messing up. When I sign on it's supposed to tell me if I have new mail. But it's started telling me about old mail too. Last time I signed on I had 7 new messages. But when I went to my inbox there were no new messages. The 7 messages were old and read. If it keeps going like this it will get very annoying and I'll have kill yahoo. They're not getting any presents from me this year.

I had planned for this entry to be really good. Gah. No one fails like me.

g'night, It's late I think I'll go... nah, I'll just go to sleep then.

np: pumpkins - Spaceboy

...taste me, as I bleed, taste my need...