Yup that's what you get when you're bored at work.
lots of nonsense Doll-Hair if you happen to read this message in a bottle then please tell me your password because I can't believe it's not butter.
my clark kent
I woke up this morning to an upgraded dsl line. And with the free double download speed I now have 1024/512 dsl. That's so good. I'm telling you. So good.
mmmm baby ur making me hott
You know what else is good about my dsl? The fact that I made it. If you've been around for a while then you might remember (yeah right) that several times I said that I'd almost rather stay with my 56k modem because it was all too complicated and I'd mess it up. Well I didn't mess it up. I installed it all. I made it work. I did it. I'm the maaaaaan. Okay, it took 3 weeks to finally work. But that wasn't my fault. It was LesserFaceless' fault. It was a problem on their end. I did everything perfectly. I'm better at dsl than Denmarks' second largest ISP. I totally rock this thing. Aight.
i'm the master of the universe
Ah my U2 concert is almost done. I found a site that had a zipfile with an entire concert. I like U2 but normally I wouldn't spend time downloading them. But hey, I got dsl. I can do it now. Hahahahahahahaha. I find myself chuckling a lot lately. I'm straight outta monkey island, d00d.
u2? m3
I just need more time. Stupid work.
4 hours crawling by
Today Cafer said my name as he always does "Lis". Then he asked "What IS your name actually?". And I told him. Because I'm a nice guy and I don't start fights over silly things like that. I thought his name was Caper the first week. We're funny like that.
it's Lasse
Cafer has a 14 year old daughter. And apparently if she was ever to invite boy friends (not boyfriends) over to the house then he'd slaughter them. He trailed off saying something about her needing to get married.. I guess no one will marry a turkish girl if she's had male friends..
someone's daughter...
Ah well he was mostly kidding. As am I. It's all in good fun. Really. I'd never beat squirrels. They just don't deserve it.
Damn commies
After the first our of sweeping and moving tables and chairs I went into the computer room. Peter ComputerGuy wasn't there today. Hospital or fight or something. I forget. I got to sit in there alone. Being bored. Typing out nonsense for plume. Playing minesweeper. I did not do any of the Frontpage stuff. It's in my genes. If I can avoid doing something I will.
I put it on a disc and gave it to you all
At one point an elderly man came in. I guess Bent told him that I'd help him. So I did. Like the responsible employee that I am. He was writing something about "racial purity" and he made jokes about Bin Laden. So I was getting a little iffy on it all. But turns out he was writing a piece against some danish politicians and their racial purity ideas. And the Bin Laden jokes were all in good fun. I guess. You see in Danish "the barn" is "laden". So he was making all sorts of clever things. Like Bin Laden's african brother "chokoladen". "The Chocolate". Yeah. I think his sons were the jokemakers though. I had to help him set it all up and print and whatnut and he decided to actually talk to me and stuff. How weird and unpleasant. He even asked me if I had kids.. d00d... kids.. yeah right. I can barely talk to people, how the hell could I have kids.. I mean I have superfast dsl yeeeah but technology ain't gotten that far m8. But that was fun. Haha.
it's paradise when you smile
After work I bought eggs. Which is more complicated then you'd think. It's not like we've got ostriches here but still.
det ku a da ægge hvide
I know it's a suprise but there you go. That's all folks.
25 ears
Bono: "Being in a band is a wonderful thing but.. it's hard. You ask, ask Zach de la Rocha, who's here somewhere. Ask him about Rage Against the Machine. Ask Billy Corgan, he's round here somewhere, ask him about Smashing Pumpkins. Two great bands soon not to be with us and I feel.. very, very bad in my soul about that. And I hope you do too..." I apologize mr bono person.
I LOVE YUO BONER!!!111
np: u2 - beautiful day (000512)
...teach me love, I know I'm not a hopeless case...
soot in my hair
back and forth
2001-10-22 - 10:20 p.m. - +
