Hey there. We are the Monday people. We would like to welcome you into our arms and divide you and conquer. Thank you.

Not a helluva lot has happened today. Work was smooth. Trafficking garbage in the cold. My poor fingers. They are likely to freeze off some day. Extremities.

Do you know what I like to watch in the morning? Binka the cat. Yes, yes. I know I'm not a kid anymore. I don't care. Binka is cute. And it's a very educational program. I think. Binka is just cute. Especially when he gets scared. Everything scares him! And he's fatter than Garfield! Hehee. It's a nice way to start the day. Silly kiddie program. Silly Binka.

Here are the results of the Swiss jury:

What is your favourite Monty Python quote? [27 votes total]

No one expexts the Spanish Inquisition! (2) 7%

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? (0) 0%

Help, help! I'm being repressed! (3) 11%

We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'! (1) 4%

but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order ... what HAVE the Romans ever done for US? (2) 7%

I had to get up at ten o'clock at night, half an hourbefore I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down at the mill and pay the mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our mother and father woul (0) 0%

El llama es un quadrapedo (1) 4%

Lemon curry? (1) 4%

yes it is. (0) 0%

no it isn't (0) 0%

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable. (0) 0%

Penguins don't come from NEXT DOOR! They come from the Antarctic! (1) 4%

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! (2) 7%

A shroe, a shroe, ym dingkom orf a shroe. (0) 0%

Proust in his first book, wrote about, wrote about.... (0) 0%

I'm sorry, you have to say "dog-kennel" to Mr. Lambert, NOT "mattress". (0) 0%

My hovercraft is full of eels. (2) 7%

Mr Hilter's standing as the National Bocialist. He's got wonderful plans... (0) 0%

Oi don't loike the sound of these 'ere Boncentration Bamps (1) 4%

I'm inspector There's-a-man-behind-you from the Yard. (1) 4%

Dinsdale? (0) 0%

We need someone to feed the pantomime horse. (1) 4%

Have you come to arrange a holiday, or do you want a blow job? (2) 7%

I would like to see Cardinal Richlieu's impersonation of Petula Clarke. (2) 7%

A spokesman for the parrots said he was very glad no parrots were involved. (0) 0%

I'm afraid Sir Horace won't be catching the 10:15, Lady Partridge. (0) 0%

I want a licence for my pet fish, Eric. (0) 0%

I hate Monty Python (1) 4%

I love Monty Python but I hate when people quote them. Never ever quote Monty Python. Ever. (2) 7%

Other (leave it as a comment to the poll) (2)

So the winner by popular demand is... "Help, help! I'm being repressed!"

Not a bad choice, It was one of my votes too. I always loved that scene. I remember it clearly from my school days. We were watching the holy grail in class. And that scene made me laugh out loud. I had problems the whole movie. You know me, I don't want attention. I want to hide away in the corner. Which is quite difficult when you can't control your laughter. I was practically on the floor the whole time. And that scene was the worst.

Good times.

Tomorrow I can sleep a little late. The barn will be filled with muslims. We should invite Bush and Blair and have a party. It's the end of the ramadan, I guess. After all that fasting now they will be feasting. So I'll meet a little later. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

np: nothing