Happy birthday to my mother. She turned [INSERT AGE HERE] today. I think she had a lovely [INSERT AGE HERE]st birthday. She's not old. I mean there's 5 years till she's [INSERT AGE+5 HERE].

And so on. We got cake. That's always good. I just wish it would've been a good cake.

Her brother came though. With the new wife-to-be. New wife and old kids. Old as in the same old. And as in aged. They're all grown up. I don't like it. They've gone from cute little kids that I could carry and whose hands where the size of grapes to big normal people who think I'm a freak. Oh well. They were all perfectly nice and left after a couple of hours. I spent the time looking at celeb pictures, reading newsgroups, watching them eat cake and listening to a mixture of nirvana and zwan. Loudly. To scare them off. And maybe rub off on the kids. Who knows maybe they think I'm cool cause I listen to old-skool rock. Yes, that's it. I bet it is.
it's gotta be
Oh and there's another birthday today. Denmark has a new prince. Born today. Good for them. It's times like these that I miss mandrillen.
lilleprinsen
I went shopping today. I'm getting a nasty habit of leaving the house too often, dontcha think? I needed sodas and CD-Rs. The pirate movie? Rated arrrrgh. X-rated zwan and roll.

Where was I? Oh yes. There were no CR-Rrrrs. They were all out. Bummer. Luckily my dad is still willing to run errands for me so it seems he'll go get them. I wonder if he knows how much he's fucked up my life by doing all this stuff for me instead of making me go out in the real world myself...

But I'm not going to complain. Being a shut-in isn't so bad. At least I don't (I don't know how to finish that sentence)

Once upon a time when I was younger I wanted to join the army because of Beetle Baily. I just thought it was so fun and lovable. I imagined having all those great soldier buddys. And a mean sarge we could prank. And a stupid general. And all that stuff. Eventually I realized what the point of an army is though. That kind of cooled my wishes to be a soldier. And then I was rejected for military service because of my eyesight and the rest is history.

I still have an Otto doll somewhere. My brother and I won an Otto and a Sarge. I chose Otto. He's the coolest dog I know.
woof
Ah those were the days.

Make love not war and peace.

Niteynite.

np: nothing