2001-12-12 - 11:32 p.m. - +

My throat is still somewhat hurting. It's worst in the morning and then it gradually gets better. Consequently I stayed home from work. Called in sick. I'm sure Sonja had some choice words about me at the coffee table. But so what. It's not like my future is there. Better to ruin it all completely.
coughsniffle
I gotta stop deep throating my bananas.
ooooh nawdy
So I had a nice day doing nothing. Stayed in bed watched the grinch what did kinda steal that christmas. It was cute. I like Jim Carrey, I do. I probably would've enjoyed the movie more if I'd had a clue who the grinch was. I guess it's an american culture thing. Like bugs bunny, coca cola and football without feet.
you're a mean one mr grinch
I'm probably going to stay home tomorrow too. And probably friday too. I have walls to build around swamps. I'm busy. Too busy to face life. I wish I was sick more often.
sinking
I wish I could see things clearly. Knew what I was doing. Had direction.
deeper and deeper
In other news: I read that a porn company has offered Britney Spears a gazillion dollars if she stars in one of their movies. I say: go for it Britney. It can't hurt your record sales. You're heading that way anyway luv. Do it. Do it now.
britney does dallas. I'm a sexslave 4 u
Alas Smith & Jones was good. Root beer anyone?
long lost times
Oh, I also played Natural Fawn Killers today. I got a crack for it. Now all the levels are available. So instead of listening to Radiohead's hunting bears I was out hunting bears. It's just not sport when you have a grenade launcher though. But still.
I don't need your code or license. Warez is warez d00d
Yes. I truly am sick. But I've deleted it by now. No more warez on my computer. Ever.
but I'd never hurt cutie kittys
You know one time at band camp when I was a kid me and my mate Steffen was playing with bees in our back yard. Yeah. Bees. We had this foolish notion that we could tame them. Don't ask me where we got that from. I guess lion taming was too intimidating. And there weren't many lions around back then. But we'd take a see-through plastic box. And then we'd go outside to all the pretty blooming flowers that were so abundant back then. Now it's all pretty much barren outside my house. Sigh. But back then it was a zumming fest of bees and birds and other flowerloving things. And we'd capture a bee in the box (by the rivers of baaabylon). And then we'd bring the bee in the box (by the rivers of baaaabylon. Okay, I'll stop that) in to the back yard. Here we'd have a bassin of water. A sort of mini bathtub made of tin. And we'd dump the bee in there. Yes, we were good people. Good animal abusing people. Now the water caused the bees to be unable to fly. Their wings temporarily malfunctioned. And we decided that their inability to fly meant they were now tame. Domesticated.
unability my ass
So we'd let them climb on toy trucks and boxes.
look mr bee is driving
And our arms.
creepy crawlers
Yes.
indeedy
I guess I was more stupid then even I realize at this present time. Guess what happened? Oh go on. Let me recap: Me and my best mate had bees crawling all over us. Guess. I'll give you a hint. OOOOUUUUCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!11
bees doing what bees do
Can you guess? That's right. I got stung. I got stung bad. Well not bad. Just stung. And from that day on I never tried to tame bees ever again. I might be stupid but I do learn lessons every now and then. Life's Lesson #31: = don't tame bees unless you know what you're doing.
sting got stung too
Yeah. Kids are stupid. And lucky. Where did all the pretty flowers go?
to the rivers of babylon
One of these days I'm going to tell you about the wasp I found under my cheek when I woke up one fine morning.
stingy
DSTINAYS CHILD BROKE UP!!!100 NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. You know what that means? It means Beyonce solo. And over and over. It'll never end. Someone ship her father to Norway and tell her to go write a book. And look pretty. I'm not a fan of r'n'b coincidentistry.
I haven't been to the dentist in years
G'night all
PAINT MY FENCE!!!11
np: zwan - who we be (011121)

...they don't know.... who we be.....
holy rap lord of the rings looks good. end of message.

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try to understand
the ones I love and their demands
so unfair when they can't see
that I'm the boy who really needs

your love i suppose

I just want peace
diaryland
to be free at last