You know what's annoying? Thinking of a great diaryland username for the diary you'd want to put all your digital camera pictures in. And then finding that someone's taken it already. And then finding that that someone is doing nuthin' with it. That's annoying. If I had a time machine I'd go back to when diaryland was launched and sign up for all the good names. Then I'd sell them to people. What would perceptions be without perceptions? What would unclebob be without unclebob? Unclemike? I Don't think so! I'd make a fortune. Interesting enough, no one seems to have taken unclemike. In case you want it. And if you have the rights to pictures.diaryland.com then please let me buy them for an apple or two sausages.
I shall have my digital camera. I shall.
No one is using superman.diaryland.com either. Typing in random usernames to see if people use them is fun. Would you believe there's a hitler? But there's no Santa.. Of course there's a Bin Laden. There's no Bartsimpson. But you can check up on good old Dubyah. And for those of you who don't believe Billy when he says that god is empty.. well check God's diary. And so on and so on. From Britney to Jesus to Stupid to whatever takes your fancy. What a diaryworld we live in..
blowupninja.diaryland.com, what a loser eh?
I had the most excellent dream last night. So real. So real that it hurt when it slowly dawned on me that it wasn't real but just a dream. And there wasn't even any sex in it.. apart from some naked horse back riding..
Lasse in the skye with diamonds
Dreams like that come in handy when your work is mind numbingly boring. You can walk around and pretend you're still dreaming. Sustain the last bits of euphoria.
cling to me in dreamtime