Oi oi. it's the weekend again. More welcome than sushi in a Japanese steak house.

Do you know what I was eating earlier? Spunk. I don't know who decided to name those gummi bear things like that. To be fair, they were Swedish. But still.

So how about those WMD's eh? Thank god the report vindicated the war. We interrupt this satire with a complete R.E.M. lyric.

A Public service announcement followed me home the other day
I paid it nevermind. Go away.
Shits so thick you could stir it with a stick-
free Teflon whitewashed presidency
We're sick of being jerked around
Wear that on your sleeve

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being jerked around
We all fall down.

Have you ever seen the televised St. vitus subcommittee prize
Investigation dance? Those-ants-in- pants glances.
Well, look behind the eyes
It's a hallowed, hollow anesthesized
"save my own ass, screw these guys"
smoke and mirror lock down

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
the papers wouldn't lie!
I sigh. Not one more

Its been a bad day.
Please don't take a picture
Its been a bad day.
Please

We're dug in the deep the price is steep.
The auctioneer is such a creep.
The lights went out, the oil ran dry
We blamed it on the other guy
Sure, all men are created equal.
Heres the church, heres the steeple
Please stay tuned--we cut to sequel
ashes, ashes, we all fall down.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord, Count your blessings.
Embrace the lowest fear/Ignore the lower fears
Ugh, this means war.

Its been a bad day.
Br.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being jerked around
We all fall down.

Its been a bad day...

(c) R.E.M.

A Bad Day. I'm liking this song. "save my own ass, screw these guys". Isn't that the fifth commandment? Or the first amendment? Or one of those things? "It's been a bad day, please don't take my picture", it seems like they should be saying that on the news all the time.

You can see the video here if you desire. I love rem as the morning team.

And for all you teenagers there's Good Charlotte.

I want a guitar.

so with all this talk of war who are we to complain turn the other cheek right a wrong with a wrong right a wrong with a bomb we are what we desire you need a lot and you know that this means war

(c) Plume

I want a guitar.

Too bad I just spent a million dollars on a computer.

I love my computer though. People say money doesn't make you happy. Nuts to that. My DVD player makes me happy. My computer makes me happy. Sure, it doesn't compare to the love of a beautiful girl like Skye. But don't tell me money isn't love. I'll buy happiness yet.

Hey, google comes up with nothing for right a wrong with a bomb. I must have come up with that myself, I feel so proud. You know google doesn't lie. I am officially the first person in the world to put those words together in that form and order. I should copyright it and make you all pay. Tremble before me, puny humans!

It's been a bad day lalalallaaah. I feel like singing for some reason. I want a guitar. Lalalaaaa.

My mother has been away the last week. I forgot to mention that. She came home today. Immediately the house is very noisy again. I would like some peace and privacy. I want a guitar and a house and the love of a beautiful girl. And a lot of money.

I am my desires.

Cut to sequel.

Hooray.

np: nothing