OK Aparently Eminem is not Time's Man of the Year. I was fooled. It's George Bush instead? I don't really care...

Still just two words: BILLY CORGAN

Hopefully that's nuff said this time.

(at least I didn't fall for the one about eminem dying in a carcrash...)

Oh yeah, and it's person of the year. Not man. I guess it would be too time consuming for Time (hihihihi) to change it to Woman of the Year in the event that a woman was chosen. So better go with Person then we're set for eternity. Or maybe they just thought it would be wrong to call Bush a man. Or maybe they're all sniffing nail varnish.

I'd say don't die.

I watched the last two episodes of Mash last night. For some reason danish tv decided to show them. I'd seen them before. I get ill inside thinking of that chicken/baby. Urgh. Me no like. I mish mass. I mean, I miss mash. Whatverver. I mean whatever. Whatever..

oh god I hate fireworks. Not big shiny things in the sky, they're purdie and all. But the fucking firecrackers/whatever that the local juvenile gangstas throw on the ground every 5 minutes. What's the fucking point. It goes BANG. And so does the next. And the next. And the next. They buy packages with 100 of those. Packages. Not A package. Packages. And it goes BANG BANG BANG all the time. And you know they only buy them to harass people. To blow up mailboxes. To throw at kitties. I have a scar from a looong time ago. A new year's eve. The local dumbass thought it would be funny to throw 5 of them on the ground and one of them slipped into my boots. There was something wrong with my normal shoes so I had to wear those big boots, plenty of space for a firecrackerthingie to roam around and cause havoc. I spent that night in the hospital. It wasn't terribly terribly serious. But a bit traumatic. And the fucking wound took forever to heal. And it didn't heal evenly so every night a nurse came by and put ACID on parts of it. I forget the exact reason why they had to put ACID on my wound. But it fucking hurt. I hate kids. They just grow up to be bastards if they aren't already. Soon they'll be calling me Scrooge or something. "Let's throw explosives at old man scrooge", they'll shout. Grrrrrrr. Wow, it goes BANG. BANG. Grrrrr.

I never really took part in the whole fireworks thing after that year. What's so special about a new year anyway? You think it's going to be any better? No! And where are the bleeding hovercars? It's almost 2001 isn't it? Where did the future go? Why haven't we colonized Mars yet? I know my life will be better when I live on Mars. That's my new year's resolution/revolution. I'm going to Mars. Hope you're coming too.

Clever.

Well, my christmas shopping is over. And it's not like in all (almost) the other diaries, it's not me stressing over buying christmas presents to all my mates and family. No, the only christmas shopping I'm doing is sodas for myself so I don't have to go shopping for them during the holidays. We don't really do presents in our family anymore. Not really. I won't be giving my brother anything. Mum will buy him something from me. And so on. It's sad. But that's the way it goes, christmas sucks. Bite me. Stick a firecracker up my *** and blow me skyhigh.

mmmm. Blow me. I downloaded a clip from If These Walls Could Talk 2... mmmmm. nude Michelle Williams and chloe Sevigny making out. Mmmm. What could be sexier than that? Blowjobs? mmmmm, Oh I love blowjobs. Well, I would. I'm pretty sure of that. I love them in theory and thought. (Damn). Down boy...

sigh

Hmmm. Brad pitt was taken ofF diaryland? I never read much there but it was supposed to be funny. Too bad. Before any lawyers come snooping around here I would like to just state that I'M NOT PRETENDING TO BE ROBBIE WILLIAMS! It's not my fault that I'm so damn good looking. Don't take my diary down, please!

That joke really didn't go according to plan. I just couldn't think of any real hot male stars that all the girls would die for. My mind is corrupted with all the hot chicks I think about 24/7 (I'm hip). I went for Robbie Williams in the end (tihihihi). But I'm sure you all think he's ugly, thus screwing up the joke. I wasted all those years in Clown School, didn't I?

Smiley, where have you been?

Yes! The Nightmare Before Christmas. Woooo. I'm finally going to see that. And they're showing it the day before christmas. Perfect. It never came out on video in denmark and I've been wanting to watch it for years. I bet I won't appreciate it kow. They're showing it at a time of day that suggests they want kids to watch it. They better not... oh the bastards... they've dubbed it... nooooo. no no no. If they talk Danish I'll lose all my love for christmas. Grrrr, it just occured to me that they might have dubbed it. I was so excited. ***k. Oh, I bet it sucks anyways. It's a doll movie for kids. I don't care. Etc etc etc

Maybe this is a stupid question but does anyone know where the Diaryland member messageboard is at? It says there is one but I can't find a link anywhere. Am I dumb? Wait, don't answer that, just tell me if there is a board. Please. I know you're all having parties there without me. All the cool diarylanders. I never get invited to anything. sob.

But sometimes I like to pretend I'm a star. Yeah, you all love me and I won't just quietly die. I'm a hero. I matter. I'm a somebody......

heh. I'm pathetic. I suck. I'm checking out people's sitemeters to see if there's some great idea for picking up more traffic. Dood, I'm lame-o. I don't even live outside this diary. I'm a piece of filthy junk, toss me out when you're done with me.

mmmm. Soup. Mmmm.

Thru the eyes of Ruby is amazing. Damn. Especially live. I wish I had a faster connection so I didn't have to disappoint people who want to download from me. It's painful.

Billy was supposed to post the meaning of Machina on the official smashing pumpkins board today. He didn't. Not the first time that's happened. Stupid way to go out man. The whole mystery thing sucks. Just gimme some more music and I'll be happy. I can decide for myself what it means. I may be wrong but at least.. . yeah... I know... bl.a..b.. .w ahjt? fsdg,,,,,

I'm the local smashing pumpkins expert and worshipper of the antichrist MM

I'm a motherfuck

I'm pieces. I see no whole. gldæfhjdgoh

16, clumsy and shy. That's the story of my life.
I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.
Heaven knows I'm miserable now.
Girlfriend in a coma, I know it's serious.

I'm starting to really like The Smiths. Melancholic and depressed. Bloody brilliant
Shut your mouth, how can you say, I'm going about things the wrong way?

I always liked that song. As the theme for Charmed and when it was used in The Craft. That was a cool movie. 4 hot chicks and magic. Yeah. And it even made me aware that there was a right way to cut. Not that it did much good. Not when you're immortal like me. *Head explodes*

Damn not again. Seriously, I gotta cut down on the milkshakes...

G'night, I need to gather up the pieces. Of my head and my life.

NP: pumpkins - Fuck You (An ode to no one)

...galaxies full of nobodies...