Did you know that the human body is made almost entirely of water? It's true. Me, I'm made of 99% seltzer. I'm special that way.

Hey, the leadsinger of Baby Woodrose kinda looks like me. With longer hair and denim. And beard. The two other guys look nothing like me.

Back to work today. My leg less sore. I went with Karen to do the laundry. Did a little smalltalk. I'm getting better at it. I especially liked my "it was colder a month ago than it is now" comment. Because it was independently offered and not a reply to something she said. 99% of what I say is in reply to what others say. I hope some day I will be free. I will be able to say what I want. I want the freedom of being able to pass strangers on the street without my heart beating faster and my eyes freezing on the ground and my feets going faster to get me out of the line of fire. I want the freedom of feeling at ease with myself.

I'm claiming it bit by bit I guess.

Ugh. Fireworks season is in. I hate it. To me fireworks is something for special occasions. Not something for teenagers to run around and play with for months. It's a well known fact that 99% of teenagers are evil (no offense if you're a teenager. If you're on diaryland then I admit there's a good chance you aren't evil). And it's just bad sense to give explosives to evil people. I guess I am still scarred by my fireworks mishap years ago. Mentally and physically.

Not that I want to spoil anyone's party. Or pants.

Today is December the 4th it is and I'm Henry the 8th I am. 50% of that is a lie. But the truth is, you may now open number 4 on the calendar candle.

That was all good fun wasn't it? I want a kitty of my own.

P3 Prisen is on the tv. Danish music award show. There are way too many award shows in the world. We should boil it down to one yearly show where everyone gets an award. Then we could all go home happy.

But apart from that I am once again happified by the Danish music scene. It's just great that there are always 4-5-6 bands that I actually enjoy seeing. Years ago there were few or none. Or maybe they were just getting less media attention. But the Danish music scene is happenin'. You better believe it. You should all come to Denmark and taste it. We are an excellent tourist haven. And only 99% of this entry was paid for by the Danish Society Of Tourist Attraction. Or D'sota. Isn't that a car?

Let me start the awards madness by giving you, dear reader, and award. Here it is. You can replace "dear" and "reader" in the url with your own name if you want to personalize it. And ehm, ignore the poetry stuff. It's an award for being a great reader. I swear.

Congratulations!

nw: the raveonettes on the telly