So. What can I say about Thursday? Let me get a dictionary.

No, nothing exciting happened. At work we cleared out a little storage room, lots of moving things around. Did some gardening. Gave my culture day pictures to Bent. My art will be immortalized on a DVD cover. Possibly. I am ready for a weekend.

I have been playing Championship manager 01/02. My brother's game. There is something funny about managing Manchester United and playing with a front line like "Thomas Lindrup - Ruud van Nistelrooy - Peter Madsen". Oh yeah. A shiny penny for the people who even know what I'm talking about. I won the quadruple in my first season. So there's nothing left to win, I might as well retire. Eat your heart out, Alex Ferguson. Plus I don't kick boots in Beckham's head.

I can move my eyebrows up and down. My old pal Stefan used to say that was impressive. Can't everyone move their eyebrows up and down? Maybe I'm special. I do a killer frown, that's for sure.

A beautiful freakshow.

It's been another sunny day. According to the ever reliable weather forecast we should get some rain soon. So I can cool down a little. I don't mind. It's not even May, it's not supposed to be summer yet. Not here anyway.

Why aren't the guestbooks working? Well, at least then I don't have to worry about people not signing. Ingrates. If I had a shiny penny for every tourist trap that didn't have running water then you wouldn't be trying to get out of it.

Nonsense. The poor man's irony. No, the ironic man's wealth. No, the iron man is where you run 40 yards and then skip stones. No, I don't know.

I'm bored. I want to go to bed but it's not late enough. I don't want to wake up at 5 am and wonder why the sun isn't up yet.

Hey, check out Mew. Completely legal live music. And on a completely unrelated note I would just like to mention that I hate realplayer. "Realaudio" my behind. It's more like... feebleaudio. Hah hah. Good one.

Funny guy.

Fun-nee.

Well, time has passed. I think I can go to bed soon. Yeehaw. And the guestbooks are even working again. Funny that. Fun-nee.

np: mew - symmetry