I'm still sick. I've had to surrender and today I closed my window. I don't like that. I want it to be cold. But I guess that's not good for sickness. Bah. I am however refusing to turn on the heat when I go to bed. I cannot sleep in a heated room with the window closed. I'll suffocate. We don't have any a/c or nuthin' like that. I need the fresh air. Can't a guy be allowed to breathe? *cries in self pity*

I love it when my mum watches tv programmes about pedophiles while I'm sitting at the computer. It's just such a wonderful background noise... Did you know that there is a legal union/club/whatever for pedophiles in Denmark? It's illegal for adults to have sex with kids but it's not illegal to make a club that "promotes understanding" about it. Well, a journalist went undercover and exposed that there are illegal things going on so they'll probably get punished. But still it's legal to have a club for pedophiles. That's freedom of speech for ya! I think I'm going to start a club for Hitlerloving gunmen who likes to sell heroin to schoolkids. Just for fun. I love the world. Humanity is so nice. I hope there really is a heaven because so many people deserve to go there. We're all so full of goodness, honesty and morals. Up with people!

By the way, whenever I'm positive about something...I'm usually being ironic or sarcastic. I tend to be that way. Ask Corrie, she hates me for the sarcasm I use. We're so close now. Really.

I'm not very optimistic. Actually I'm deeply pessimistic and utterly depressed most of the time. So I try to be stoopid-funny to hide that. Like a mask. A funny mask. But you wouldn't wanna be there when the joke is over.

Right.

Ah, my favorite Simpsons episode is on. The one where homer stays home from church. Turns up the heat while it's freezin' outside. Then he makes his own religion. It's greal. Fuck religions!

"We interrupt this public affairs programme to bring a football game..."

this fascinates me. The movie. And the real story.

I think you Americans are dragging out the excitement a bit much... enough already, chose a bloody president and get on with it! One word : Go-o-o-oo-o-o-o-o-ore. Be smart.

I'm having the best conversation on aim. That's sarcasm. I think I should put it in the diary. I guess it's a friend of someone I've talked to once in 5 minutes. Oh, we have so much in common. Oooooh, man. Someone rescue me. She thought I was 10... well, I guess I can't blame her. I act like that most of the time. My emotional age is probably 13. A wise young fool. But seriously when someone tells you they're 22 you don't say "oh. Gosh. I thought you were like 10"... that's just not a way to start a long beautiful relationship. You might offend said person. Ah, she lives near Wilmington. That's where they film Dawson's Creek. Starring the once love of my life Katie Holmes. During that whole obsessed period I studied maps of that whole area. Looked at the big sea to cross. Scared by the hurricanes, tracking their movement on CNN. Memories, in the corner of my mind, misty watercoloured memories... something-something, lalala. Someone should scoop out all those memories and sell them on ebay. Make a fortune.

Memories. Miami Vice. I used to dig that show man. Me and my buds would get our plastic guns and run around like kids do. Crocket and Tubbs. Yeah, "I want to be the black one". Don't you love their clothes? Seriously? I want to dress like that when I grow up.

Oh my god. She just asked me if my country voted for Bush or Gore!!! That must be why it's taking so long, they have to count all the votes from Europe too. I wonder who FINLAND voted for? Here in Denmark I've got everybody voting Gore.... I wonder if she likes the pumpkins... allow me to make a guess from the typical stereotypes I rely on to judge people... britney? hhmmmm? Oh well it takes all kinds....

Love to love to love what you adore. I love Adore. Buy, it steal it, download it. Get it. Radio don't you know? That radio, I'm alone. To bring the past to life, to make a toast to life, for I have survived.

what is it you want?

what is it you want to change?

what is it you want?

what is it you want to change?

Let time turn us into something new.

We are the machines. We speak the truth.

What is it you want? What is it you want to CHANGE?!?!?!?

change...

g'night, I hope you always stay the same

NP: Pumpkins - To Sheila (We scream into the last divide)









...17 seconds is all you really need...